What Possessed Me

Pajaki meltdown

It was only a matter of time before I broke down and bought one, but it was fun pretending I wouldn't.

Dating Brian

Well helllllooooo, Brian! 

Is anyone else following this? I've been watching his progress and I can't help thinking the whole experiment would be much more compelling if Brian were:

• More of a jerk. How could every date possibly be "awesome" and "a lot of fun"? Come on, Brian - I know you're from Wisconsin but this is ridiculous. You know you're pissed that none of the girls tried to touch your man wand! JUST ADMIT IT AND WE'LL ALL HAVE MORE FUN.
• Set up with a six-foot tall black transvestite. 
• Ravaged by a furry dressed as a giant panda.
• Schooled by an older woman.
• Forced to endure endless stories about robots.*

Bri, it's time to step it up. No more Mr. Nice Guy - show us your game, bro! 

*From my own personal repertoire of horrible first dates.

Photo via love meagan.

This is how it's done.

Flags animated by the winds off Kilimanjaro.

A bride in orange silks atop an Arabian mare.

A shaman, a ghost, a fairy flower girl.

And lots of Russian vodka.

Janelle always takes me to a magical place.

Photograph (even prettier when you click it) by Janelle of Ngorobob House.