WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE AND STOP EFFING WITH THE VOLCANOES, YOU LITTLE SHIT. I HAVE A SCHEDULED PLAYDATE WITH ELLY AND PEONIES AND YOU ARE CRAMPING MY STYLE WITH YOUR PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE LITTLE GAMES. No one is leaving Glasgow or London because of your shenanigans and if you don't shape up soon, I will use you as a key chain.
P.S. Nice ball huggers. And I bet no one thinks that's a giant phallus you're smoking.