Review of recent bad behavior by the author of this blog (as represented in an unbalanced equation):
Wedding planning-inspired petulance + threats of shooting myself in the head + general irritability and strong-willed behavior + going to bed in a huff = mysterious Peppermint Patty taped to the bathroom mirror this morning.
Something is not adding up here, but I like it. I like it a lot. Because not only did the Patty kill the savage beast (melting its heart into the sink), the Patty represents the power of a merciful, loving gesture delivered when it is not at all deserved.
Fauxhawk, you are a v. good boy. You would be even better if you let me bat you around with my paw. We will work on that. Baby steps.
