I know we haven't known each other that long, but I feel it's time to reveal my secret desire to beatbox like Julia Dales, the seventeen-year-old Canadian darkhorse candidate for the Beatbox Battle World Championship. In my fantasy world, I stand up in the middle of a crowded subway and imitate Doug E. Fresh while my fellow New Yorkers join in. This would make my life complete.
I dare you to watch this clip and not shout, "GET OUT! GET OUTTA MY TOWN!" at least fifteen or sixteen times. Girl has mad skilz. I have no idea how she does it - and with such a straight face.
