The Hawk and I are completely blown away by your loving responses – I couldn’t feel luckier to have you all in our lives. Thank you so much for your many blessings and baby animal offerings. Each was received with a squeal of joy.
Some of you had questions about our plans. It’s funny, because I also have a question for you:
Has anyone seen my fianSAY? I can’t find my BABY! I’ve lost my fianSAY!!!
OK, now on to the question and answer portion of the post:
Will you be wearing matching leiderhosen in your engagement photos?
In a word, YES. We spent all of yesterday taking pictures on a swingset, running through Central Park with a dozen balloons, and playfully tousling each other’s hair. I wore Kate Spade; Fauxhawk wore a codpiece.
Will The Fucking Cats be involved in the ceremony?
Can you say “felted waistcoats”?
What does the ring look like?
We decided to go rogue on this one, thumbing our noses at “society” and “convention” because that’s how we roll. I’m so thrilled with my baby panda earmuffs, bedazzled with Genuine Cubic Zirconia!!!!! FAUXHAWK, YOU ARE A TRUE ORIGINAL!!!!!!1
Exactly how much of this wedding will be crafted?
Safe to say that Fauxhawk will most likely cover at least 45% of the available flat surfaces with mussel shells and/or wet newspaper.
So when is the big day?
We’re not sure yet, but we’re thinking some time in early February JUST TO GET EVERYONE BACK. SUCK IT, EAST COAST WINTER WEDDINGZ!!!!!
K. Hope this helps. Love you, my blog babies.
xoxo,
P. and Fauxhawk
P.S. Sorry I said "anal probe" in my engagement announcement.
P.P.S. Sorry I haven't gotten back to those of you who have emailed me in the last few days - it's been super busy between work and BEING A REALLY IMPORTANT PRINCESS-STYLE PERSON now that I am engaged. I will have my people call your people.
