I know that there aren't many sausages reading this, but DOODZ! YOU NEED THIS SHIRT!
And these boots! Oh LAWD, I love these.
And for heaven's sake, THESE.
They will make the laydeez very, very frisky, I swears to GAWD.
All this goodness and more from Edward, big brother of Thorwald (home of the epic teacup that everyone loved so much).
