All the Wrong People Have Self-Esteem
an inappropriate book for young ladies
or frankly, anybody else
if you've ever stolen a lipstick
this book is for you.
if you've ever felt that you don't deserve
bottled water, this book is for you.
if you're a vegetarian but you eat meat,
this book is for you.
it could get you kicked out of yoga.
and that's a promise.
If this book had been written when I was a girl, maybe I wouldn't still be cringing over things I did EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO, GODAMMIT.
More ridiculous awesomeness from Laurie Rosenwald here.
Via Julia Rothman's wonderful blog, Book By Its Cover.
