Who lives in this beautiful little room, I wonder? With a tiny door like that, I imagine it must be a wood gnome. Or an elf. From Iceland. (According to this article, the majority of the population of Iceland either believes in elves or is not willing to rule out their existence. This is why Fauxhawk wants to go to Iceland. He likes people who like elves. Good reason, I'd say.)
This room has a pink couch. This room hurts me, because I want a pink couch and there is no way way in hell that Fauxhawk would ever in a million years go for one. I once wrote a post about a pink chair that I liked, asking Zeus to help me out by convincing Fauxhawk to agree with me through use of very, very mild electric thunderbolts. What's so wrong with that? Apparently, Fauxhawk wasn't so keen on the deal I had going with Zeus and posted a snarky comment about the "pink Jetsons chair" and I got so annoyed about the whole thing that I deleted the entire post just to spite him.
That showed him.
Honestly, sometimes you have to set people straight.
Via Sarah's Oddments.
