That was wicked gay

Sleep seems to be on strike this week for no apparent reason, rendering me even more incoherent than usual. As a result, I’ve got nothing for you, dear readers. Nada. Nothing except this post I saw on Missed Connections today, after I had abandoned all hope of doing anything productive.

I may have mentioned that I have an unhealthy obsession with Missed Connections – that bottomless pit of optimism, idiocy, and shockingly bad grammar. Anyway, this post from a concerned citizen caught my eye:




And you know, it’s so true - a parent can’t act too soon in taking precautionary measures to ensure that their child will never become a prancing homo. Thank goodness Christian fundamentalists are getting right on it. In this informative article by Albert Mohler, the good reverend asks, “Is Your Baby Gay? What If You Could Know? What If You Could Do Something About It?” As I often worry about whether my yet-to-be conceived fetus will be gay, I was relieved to hear that research is underway to reverse Satan’s work right in the womb! Hurray! Failing that, Christians should spank their gay babies straight in the name of Jesus.

Amen.