You asked. And because I am your humble servant, I will provide, but not without thinking:
OH GOD WHAT IF THEY THINK I AM A BAD PERSON FOR BUYING THIS BAG AND NOT SPENDING THE MONEY ON PEOPLE IN NEED FOR INSTANCE THOSE WITHOUT PRETTY HANDBAGS AND WHAT IF THEY THINK IT'S A CORNY WORK BAG AND THEN HOW WILL I EVER CONVINCE THEM THAT I AM TOTALLY PUNK ROCK ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN THE CORPORATE WORLD AND OWNS AT LEAST ONE THING FROM ANN TAYLOR BOUGHT FOR A JOB INTERVIEW SO DOES THAT REALLY COUNT I DON'T THINK SO AND MAYBE IT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING IF I TELL THEM THE BAG I REALLY WANTED WAS THE COLOR OF A WHORE'S LIPSTICK WHICH WAS COMPLETELY IMPRACTICAL FOR CUBELAND AND IF ONE IS GOING TO BUY SOMETHING EXPENSIVE THEREBY WRENCHING THE FOOD FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABY AFRICANS IT HAD BETTER BE PRACTICAL.
And also:
HOW IS IT THAT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BLOG CATEGORY CALLED "NEUROSIS"?
