Will that be all, Jermajesty?

Today it seemed absolutely necessary to Google celebrity child names. I think it had something to do with staring at spreadsheets for four hours and drinking fermented mushroom juice.

The parents of the following children should be sterilized. Immediately.

1. Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael (children of Michael Jackson)

2. Speck Wildhorse and Hud (sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin)

3. Tu Morrow (daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre)

4. Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton)

5. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie (daughters of the late Paula Yates (Tiger Lily's dad is the late Michael Hutchence; Bob Geldof is father to the other three))

6. Zowie (son of David Bowie -- he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan);

7. Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono)

8. Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths)

10. Reignbeau and Freedom (daughter and son of Ving Rhames)

11. Moxie Crimefigher (God only knows what gender - spawn of Penn Jilette)

and the pièce de résistance:

12. Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson)


JERMAJESTY? Jermajesty? Is that allowed?