So now you’ve met Fauxhawk’s Bad Cat, Verne. He looks cute, right? He looks harmless, no?
It’s a good thing he spends all his time in the Cute Position, because THIS CAT WON’T STOP POOPING IN THE KITCHEN AND BATHROOM.
It is unclear to me why people think that dogs are filthier than cats. My dog, Lovey, didn’t poop in the kitchen and bathroom. She did, however, like to eat the crotches of women’s bathing suits and underwear, but so do thousands of Japanese businessmen. Perverted? Yes. Filthy? No. She was also overly fond of tampons and had an unfortunate habit of pulling used condoms out of the wastebin when company came over. Disgusting? Definitely. Filthy? No.
With Lovey, there was no pooping inside. Ever. Dogs are better. They just ARE.
(I am now a person who blogs obsessively about my cats. I assume this means I am one step away from making macramé flower pot holders.)