Time travel weirdness

Apparently, Blogger thinks it's Monday, not Wednesday, so the post I just published appears BEFORE the post I posted yesterday, despite the fact that I just posted it now. Krazytime.

But because it's Monday all over again, this means a formal do-over of the numerous things I did wrong this week, which include:

- Sending several passive-aggressive emails to colleagues
- Drafting a fake memo about toilet paper consumption
- Not doing any work
- Making fun of my dad for wearing a bow tie and tam o'shanter to the Caetano Veloso concert last night
- Emasculating Fauxhawk

Now that I know it's Monday again, I'm starting to feel that this week is my week. That this is the week I'm going to get it all right, people. Just please don't make me see Bright Eyes again.